All right, readers. Here is some advice. When the zombie (or whatever kind of) Apocalypse happens, do not come to visit us. It’s not the we don’t like you, cuz, you know that we do. No, it’s just that our agricultural skill are pretty pathetic. Observe:
From our modest effort this year, which included TWO hanging tomato plants, FIVE strawberry plants, and one Square Foot Gardening Box (with 8 sub boxes), here is the Harvest Report:
8 cherry tomatoes
1 red strawberry
10 miniature white onions
that’s it. The blackberries are doing well though. A little too well. They currently take up 1/8 of our yard. We’ve got nothing to do with them: no watering, no caring for, nothing. Gardening fail.

these onions? They’re about 3 mm bigger than when they started.